Terms of service.

Welcome to MACHETE MAMA.

By accessing and using this website, machetemama.com, booking services, or engaging with any offerings provided by MACHETE MAMA, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these Terms of Service.

These terms govern your use of all Spiritual, metaphysical, coaching, and consulting services, including but not limited to:

  • Dream Analysis & Alchemy

  • Psychic-Mediumship

  • Metaphysics & Energy Work

  • Spiritual, Life, & Performance Coaching/Consulting

  • Medical Intuitive Consulting

  • Akashic Record Work

  • Reiki & Energy Healing

  • Animal Intuitive Consultation

  • Nutritional Consulting

  • Ancestral Wisdom Insights & Ritualist Consulting

  • Decolonial Spiritual Practices

If you do not agree with these terms, please do not use this website, book services, or engage in consultations.

2. Scope of Services

MACHETE MAMA’s services are for guidance, personal growth, and Spiritual exploration. These services are not a replacement for professional medical, legal, psychological, or financial advice.

2.1 No Guaranteed Outcomes

While MACHETE MAMA offers intuitive, metaphysical, and Spiritual insights, results may vary from client to client. All services are offered as guidance, not guarantees.

2.2 For Entertainment & Personal Development Purposes Only

Per legal standards, all psychic, mediumship, intuitive, and metaphysical services are considered entertainment and self-exploration tools.

2.3 Client Responsibility

Clients are fully responsible for their own:

  • Life decisions

  • Actions taken after sessions

  • Interpretation of any readings, insights, or guidance

MACHETE MAMA is not liable for any decisions or actions taken based on the information provided in any session, consultation, or ritual.

3. Medical & Health-Related Disclaimers

3.1 No Medical or Psychological Treatment

  • Medical Intuitive Consulting, Energy Work, Reiki, and Nutritional Consulting do not diagnose, treat, or cure any illness or condition.

  • Always consult a licensed healthcare provider before making medical decisions.

3.2 No Replacements for Therapy or Mental Health Services

  • Spiritual coaching, dream analysis, Ancestral work, and intuitive sessions do not replace therapy, psychiatric treatment, or mental health care.

  • If you are experiencing a mental health crisis, please seek professional support.

4. Confidentiality & Privacy

4.1 Client Confidentiality

All client sessions are private and confidential. However, MACHETE MAMA may disclose information if required by law (e.g., concerns about harm to self or others).

4.2 No Recording Without Consent

Clients may not record, distribute, or share any sessions without prior written or verbal permission from MACHETE MAMA.

4.3 Use of Client Testimonials

If you share feedback or a testimonial, MACHETE MAMA may request permission to feature it in marketing materials.

5. Payment, Refunds & Cancellation Policies

5.1 Payment Terms

  • All payments are due at the time of booking unless otherwise agreed upon.

  • Sessions will not be confirmed until full payment is received.

  • Payment for memberships and monthly/bi-monthly/weekly coaching is due on the 1st of the month unless paid in full at the time of booking or otherwise agreed upon. Late membership payments, after the 5th day, will incur a $20 USD late fee unless previously arranged with MACHETE MAMA. Payment must be received prior to session attendance.

5.2 Refund Policy

  • No refunds will be issued.

  • If you cancel a session within 48 hours of your scheduled time, a rescheduling option may be available at the discretion of MACHETE MAMA.

5.3 Missed Sessions & Late Policy

  • If a client misses a session without prior notice, no refund nor reschedule will be granted.

  • If a client is more than 15 minutes late, the session may be canceled without a refund.

6. Legal Disclaimers & Limitation of Liability

6.1 No Legal or Financial Advice

  • MACHETE MAMA does not provide legal, financial, or investment advice.

  • Any insights shared are for personal reflection only.

6.2 Limitation of Liability

By engaging in any service, you agree that MACHETE MAMA is not responsible for:

  • Any personal, business, or financial decisions you make

  • Any physical, emotional, or Spiritual effects from the session

  • Any misinterpretations of guidance provided

Under no circumstances shall MACHETE MAMA be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages.

7. Intellectual Property Rights

7.1 Ownership of Content

All content on MACHETE MAMA’s website, courses, and session materials (including text, audio, video, and graphics) is intellectual property owned by MACHETE MAMA.

7.2 No Redistribution

Clients may not copy, distribute, or resell any content, rituals, or techniques taught in sessions, courses, or private consultations.

8. Code of Conduct

8.1 Respect & Boundaries

MACHETE MAMA’s space is sacred. Clients agree to:
✔️ Engage with respect and integrity
✔️ Honor the sacred nature of the work
✔️ Refrain from inappropriate behavior or language

MACHETE MAMA reserves the right to refuse or discontinue services if a client exhibits:
🚫 Disrespect, harassment, or inappropriate behavior
🚫 An unwillingness to engage in the work in good faith
🚫 Any violation of these terms

9. Changes to These Terms

MACHETE MAMA reserves the right to update or modify these terms at any time. Continued use of services means you accept any updates.

10. Contact Information

For questions about these terms, contact:

📧 Email: machetemama@machetemama.com
🌐 Website: machetemama.com

 ~PLANT THE SEEDS. GROW THE SPIRIT.

MACHETE MAMA Disclaimer

Effective Date: 6/20/2024

1. General Disclaimer

By accessing this website machetemama.com or engaging in any services provided by MACHETE MAMA, you acknowledge and agree to the following:

  • All services, readings, consultations, and products are for personal growth, self-discovery, and Spiritual exploration.

  • No guarantees or warranties are made regarding outcomes, as each client’s experience is unique.

  • Services are provided as is and do not replace professional medical, psychological, financial, or legal advice.

2. No Professional Advice

MACHETE MAMA is not a licensed medical doctor, psychologist, lawyer, or financial advisor. The services provided—including but not limited to dream analysis, metaphysical consulting, energy healing, intuitive guidance, and ritual work—are offered as complementary and holistic practices, not replacements for professional care.

For medical concerns, please consult a licensed healthcare professional. If you are experiencing a mental health crisis, please contact a qualified therapist or emergency service.

3. Energy Work & Spiritual Services

  • Reiki, energy healing, and intuitive sessions do not diagnose or treat any physical or mental condition.

  • Dreamwork, psychic-mediumship, and Ancestral guidance are personal interpretations and should not be taken as absolute truth.

4. Client Responsibility

  • All decisions and actions taken after a session are the sole responsibility of the client.

  • MACHETE MAMA is not responsible for personal, financial, or life choices made based on any session, consultation, or ritual.

5. No Liability

Under no circumstances shall MACHETE MAMA be liable for any direct, indirect, or incidental damages resulting from the use of this website, services, or products.

6. Changes to This Disclaimer

This Disclaimer may be updated at any time. Continued use of services means you accept these changes.

📧 For questions, contact: machetemama@machetemama.com